Surfpoet.com

This has to be the most useful and genius site on the internet!

www.nomarriage.com

Calling Verizon or any cell carrier customer service can be a pain. The customer service rep you talk to might be friendly and incompetent, polite and uninformed or my favorite, just plain evil.

But there is one way to get someone very “agreeable” on the phone. The last time I called Verizon (by dialing 611 on my phone) I dealt with their voice recognition and chose “Cancel Service”. When you choose this option you get connected to a special group that is trained to keep you happy and convince you not to cancel service. The great thing is they won’t even ask you if you want to cancel your service, they will just try to make you happy.

It’s a sure shot way to always get excellent customer service!

I use the 5 blade battery powered fusion … and this prophetic 2004 Onion article might be the funniest thing ever written.

Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no.

Specifications Comparison:
Apple iPhone – 4.5 x 2.4 x 0.46″ 115 x 61 x 11.6mm
Motorola Q – 4.57 x 2.52 x 0.47″ 116 x 64 x 12mm
Palm Treo – 4.4 x 2.3 x 0.9″ 113 x 59 x 23mm

It is Half as thick as a treo and more compact than the Q.
It will cost $499 with a 2 year Cingular contract.
You will regret buying it. You will regret resisting it.
The iPhone has already won and it is mocking you.

Safety or Freedom?
Freedom asshole!

Think we should give up constitutional rights to feel safe?
Here is the best speech ever given on this subject.
Give me liberty or give me death!

Here are my favorite quotes from it:

The world is my track.