Archive for February, 2007

Fuck Everything, Were Doing Five!

Posted in Gadgets, Misc on February 17th, 2007 by Lee

I use the 5 blade battery powered fusion … and this prophetic 2004 Onion article might be the funniest thing ever written.

Fuck Everything, Were Doing Five Blades

The Onion

Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no.


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Extremists Snowboard

Posted in Politico on February 17th, 2007 by Lee
Radical Islamic Extremists Snowboard Into U.S. Embassy

The Onion

Radical Islamic Extremists Snowboard Into U.S. Embassy

BAGHDAD—Extremist board-trick crew Al-J’Aqasse, the Middle East’s most prominent Islamic radical snowboard posse, is taking full props for…


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Making iPhone Obsolete

Posted in Gadgets, Puters on February 17th, 2007 by Lee

The Onion

Apple Hard At Work Making iPhone Obsolete

CUPERTINO, CA—Only a month after the much-heralded announcement of the iPhone, Apple CEO Steve Jobs confirmed that his engineers were…


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