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I use the 5 blade battery powered fusion … and this prophetic 2004 Onion article might be the funniest thing ever written.

Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no.

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